What the fuck, dude? I just found out that there are entire BDSM websites dedicated to exploring “cervical dilation.” As anyone who’s ever had a gynecological exam can tell you, having your cervix fucked with is the worst feeling in the goddamned world. And dilating it can allow bacteria from the vaginal canal into the uterus, which can cause all kinds of insane infections, which can lead to PID, which can lead to infertility. Fucking sick. I’m sorry, but if anyone tries to tell me they enjoy cervical dilation, I’m going to have to assume they’ve lost the plot.