The deli down the street from my house has a sandwich called The Lewinsky.

The ingredients are, “chicken cutlet, melted mozzarella, tomato and our own secret sauce.” Guess what I don’t want to think about when ordering a sandwich? If you guessed semen, obnoxiously tired and hackneyed jokes, and juvenile sexism, you’d be right. I guess Bill Maher isn’t the only person in New York who doesn’t know that telling Clinton/Lewinsky jokes wasn’t funny in 1998, much less 2008.


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5 thoughts on “The deli down the street from my house has a sandwich called The Lewinsky.

  1. Yeah, I went ahead and didn’t order it. I got the Clinton instead, a chicken salad and bacon sandwich sans special sauce. It’s funny how there is no insult implied in the ingredients in his sandwich.

  2. If not for the connotations for “secret sauce,” I would assume the sauce was a reference to Ms. Lewinsky’s juices.

    Still gross, but less so.

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