Comments on: Van Halen sucks.

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:48:03 +0000

I fucking hate Kink.com

By: Nine Deuce

Nine Deuce — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 21:58:19 +0000

I can’t really say I disagree. My main point of contention, however, is with contemporary Van Halen fans.

By: bruce

bruce — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 21:55:09 +0000

Hating Van Halen for being misogynistic is like hating Bush for invading Iraq. They were useless arrogant preening twits; what further justification is necessary? Eddie spawned a new era of flashy, cheesy, musically vapid guitar playing for a thousand equally useless 80′s hair-metal bands. David Lee Roth was a pouting narcissistic tranny, also a template for 80′s hair-metal. There were a also a couple other band members who wore equally stupid facial expressions. Together they helped redefine rock music as being about stupid frat boys who wanna rock out but suck instead because their very existence is nothing but a swirling black hole of stupidity and lameness.

By: Owen

Owen — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 05:06:05 +0000

THANK YOU!!! It’s about damn time someone stood up to this shitty band. Eddie Van Halem ( or whatever the FUCK his name is. Steve for all I care) pointlessly shredding his guitar really fast and people say he’s good? Yeah, so he can play really fast. Big whoop, it sounds like shit!
You don’t need to show off al the time to prove you’re a good guitarist. Just play some good fucking music every now and then.

By: Madeline

Madeline — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 03:23:19 +0000

Smiley face hiding!

Yeah, this brings to mind the unfortunate experience I had at “Crue-Fest”….Or should I say “boob-fest?” I nearly puked when Tommy Lee whipped out his infamous “titty-cam” and started filming all of these girls in the audience that were flashing their ta-tas in hopes of getting filmed by that dirty a-hole. Never mind the girls near the side of the stage wearing next to nothing yelling the deadbeat drummer’s name in hopes of getting his attention. I hate “rock ‘n roll” and all it stands for. “Rock n’ Roll” is a very male invention.

By: kristina

kristina — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 01:00:04 +0000

Did mikhail completely miss the point and arguments in this post???
I think so… amazing how people “listen”, but don’t listen…

By: Nine Deuce

Nine Deuce — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 21:02:01 +0000

Hilarious.

By: mikhail

mikhail — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 15:05:11 +0000

hey u fool…..van halen is counted in one of the best bands…they might have had some stupid lyrics of songs like the one given above…but their songs like panama,poundcake,right now, etc were super hits..and jump was topped the charts…..n have you ever heard eruption..u illiterate..anyone would kill to play eruption like eddie…and who are you to comment on anything about the band..they have achieved great scale success and rock

By: polly

polly — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:07:12 +0000

I am now starting a ‘terrible bands who were nevertheless massively popular’ competition with Steps.

By: polly

polly — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:05:13 +0000

Music in the 70′s and 80′s consisted of Kiss, Van Halen and rap?

Really?