Comments on: Nine Deuce’s pants on fire, also hanging from a telephone wire.

By: Immir

Immir — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:17:51 +0000

Yeesh* I made the mistake of looking the video up on Youtube and found a whole lot of videos on anti-feminist stuff. Feminazi’s, crazy feminist bitches, man-hating feminists are ruining the world as we know it…. God that’s depressing.

By: lizor

lizor — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 18:58:01 +0000

“I really spend my Saturdays making amateur bukkake videos in between butthole bleaching and pube waxing sessions. On Sundays I get Botox injections in my elbow creases and get collagen injected into my calves, then head to the mall and try on stilettos and girdles all day. Monday I get back to work, where I create ads to sell Durex condoms (you can see my work here) and help author legislation that will make it easier for rapists to evade prosecution. I head home every night and do all the housework while my daughter plays with Bratz and watches the Disney channel and my son plays with GI Joes and plastic guns, then blow my husband while he watches the NFL and drinks Coors Light. Once everyone’s gone to bed, I gorge myself on Betty Crocker Warm Delights cakes and then make myself puke them back up. I mean, I wouldn’t want to get fat and find myself in a situation in which rapists didn’t think me hot enough to rape! And believe you me, I’m into rape. If I wasn’t, why would I write about it so much?”

Hey-Zeus Kristy, you should consider a career in comedy writing. That’s really funny.

By: polly

polly — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 14:46:05 +0000

Awww they made the video private. Spoilsports! (nb I was looking for this cos I was just discussing people on the internetz insulting other bloggers, and this is the best and funniest example ever).

Note to the video author: If you’re going to criticise someone publicly, don’t be surprised when they then rip the piss out of you. And if you’re not prepared to be responded to, you’re a coward. End of.

By: Nine Deuce

Nine Deuce — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:39:23 +0000

Bullshit. You were the one who said “Methinks the lady doth protest too much.”

By: XiaoGui17

XiaoGui17 — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:10:10 +0000

I meant the trolls probably suspected Nine was secretly into BDSM, not that I thought that!

By: Nine Deuce

Nine Deuce — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:36:14 +0000

Yeah, they’re oppressed as fuck.

By: thebewilderness

thebewilderness — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 02:44:16 +0000

I was not aware that being opposed to torture was considered bigotry by the proponents of torture.
I’m always learning something new on the interwebs.

By: Nine Deuce

Nine Deuce — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:38:21 +0000

You can. I’m the master apparently.

By: Nine Deuce

Nine Deuce — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:29:14 +0000

Your interpretation.

By: XiaoGui17

XiaoGui17 — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:12:01 +0000

“I don’t remember telling anyone that I know what they secretly want, but if you can find a quote, let’s see it.”

“…kink, at its core, represents an attempt to derive as much excitement and titillation out of sex as possible while avoiding real intimacy. It’s a lame substitute for what sex can be, an attempt to substitute adrenaline for intimacy, because real intimacy can be quite a frightening concept for people who’ve absorbed the idea that sex is about power and satisfying base urges.”

We’re afraid of intimacy, apparently. And though it’s not explicitly stated, it is implied that this “real intimacy” of which you speak is what we really want.