Comments on: Cosmo sucks for telling you to swallow.

By: joy

joy — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 00:51:15 +0000

Be careful, don’t blame women. If it weren’t for men who are very invested in keeping a class of women confused and subservient, there would be no Cosmo, and thus no confused and emotionally damaged women who’ve followed Cosmo’s advice.

By: Judith

Judith — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 16:10:17 +0000

I may be a little bit in love with you.

I’ve told my fiance I’ll swallow if he does it first…and happy to say the issue isn’t brought up because of it.

I really hate cosmo and it makes me hate people a little bit knowing there are so many women out there who regard it as “the relationship bible”

Of course it’s these same women who wonder why they are chronically single and can’t keep a man.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19066_7-psychotic-pieces-relationship-advice-from-cosmo.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage

By: Immir

Immir — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:19:59 +0000

I love it here… *sigh*

By: karinova

karinova — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:33:26 +0000

Oh, and, I just about died laughing at bonobobabe's comment on July 21, 2008. Dude lost his erection due to the overwhelming anxiety of having to deal with his partner's (fairly basic) desires. Hie just plain couldn't function unless he was free to spray his ejaculate wherever. How cosmically perfect is that? If only that would always happen.

By: karinova

karinova — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:31:57 +0000

Sorry for the long-comment-on-an-old-post, but:
Any guy who gives even a speck of a shit about where his spooge ends up is a fucking asshole. Period.

Because seriously: why should he care? If the juice is loose, he had an orgasm, and presumably his partner got him there. What kind of power-tripping nutjob is on the verge of an orgasm/in the post orgasm glow, and has the presence of mind to be bullying people??

As for cunnilingus, three things. One, the existence of puerile slang for a thing does not mean the thing exists to any significant degree. (See: “donkey punch.”) I’m not saying there aren’t men who will go downtown when their partner is on her period; I’m just saying that people talking about “red wings” does not mean they’re doing it. (Unless, um, that’s specifically what they’re saying.)
Two, men as a group have spent so much time and energy convincing women that their netherbits are toxic (“ugh. only if you take a shower first!”) that half the time, those men who do want to do it have to beg their tensed-up girlfriends to even let them go there. Sadly, I think there are a lot of women out there who are not able to enjoy cunnilingus as much as most men enjoy fellatio. Lame. Which leads me to item 3:
It’s gotten so that in discussions like this, it’s sometimes kind of hard to tell who’s genuinely enthusiastic about wanting to go down, and who’s… I don’t know, stunting? Now that the supposed norm is “omigosh ew no way,” men can bandy their relative “enthusiasm” about like a fucking badge of honor. (As some have perhaps done here?) “Well, I don’t know what those pussies are on about. I, as that Rare Willing Guy, am a damn special snowflake of a Real Man.” I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something hinky about it.

By: Imaginary

Imaginary — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:46:16 +0000

OmL! I saw a picture of the Joker next to a bottle of lube that said “How he REALLY got those scars”.

Anyway, can’t having a dick in your mouth make you vomit from the pressure on your uvula?

By: Nine Deuce

Nine Deuce — Wed, 06 May 2009 19:32:08 +0000

Yeah, I thought that was funny.

By: syndicalist702

syndicalist702 — Wed, 06 May 2009 19:26:10 +0000

“He simply wants to have an orgasm during oral sex, which is simply not possible if he pulls out before he comes. “

Bullshit. Complete bullshit.

By: Liselotte

Liselotte — Sat, 02 May 2009 18:42:58 +0000

I agree with most, disagree with “religion” and would personally rather replace it with “church”. Or rather with: capitalised religion, e.g. capitalism in another one of it’s facets.

By: m Andrea

m Andrea — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 03:55:55 +0000

That last bit made me laugh for the first time in a while. Thank you.

Plus, I need to shave. lol