One of my favorite responses to this particularly nasty form of abuse was when I told one of them to ‘kill himself.’ You should have seen him! For one thing, it took him a while to register that a woman would ever dare say such a thing. Then once that awareness finally set in, he spun around like a mad beast, eyes lolling about and completely incoherent. It was a lot of fun. He knew I was basically telling him his only option was to off himself as there is simply no use for someone like him in civilized society. If he didn’t do himself in, I hope someone else does it for him :) When a male kicks the bucket, the world gets some much deserved peace and quiet!

By the way, if anyone ever gives any of us money in that manner for any amount of our time, we should march back into the establishment, or any nearby open establishment, and proceed to sit there for that amount of time doing our own thing with his money in our hands [or pockets, or wallets, etc]. If the douchebag tries to say that we have stolen from him, we can point out that he started it, and make sure that everyone in hearing range knows about the little ”agreement.”

“Let’s say you’re at a bar and some terrorist touches you uninvited. Would touching his wiener teach him a lesson? Not likely.”

i disagree!

any guy who uninvitedly grabs a sexual part of your body (ass, boobs, crotch) should be able to take it like he gives it. i say grab his nut-sack and squeeze. and while you’re doing it ask him: “d’ya like that, doll face?”

Break off the engagement immediately.