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Entries from April 2008
April 8, 2008
I’ll be back soon.
I’m in the process of a bunch of crazy processes. I should be bombarding the world with posts on Friday or Saturday. For now, have a look at some of the search terms people used to get to my page:
how does a stripper open her butt hole?
how do guys get their butholes bigger
women waxing their [...]
April 4, 2008
I don’t give a shit about chocolate at all.
I’ve got an example of the switcheroo that I’m not quite sure what to make of, although I think I smell some misogyny in it somewhere. I’m sure I’ll find it by the time I get to the end of this blog, which I’m starting with no particular plan in mind.
Have you ever found yourself [...]
April 4, 2008
Further evidence of Bill Maher’s assholery
For some reason I’m watching his show, and he just said the most insane thing. He was talking about urban problems and he said to Congresswoman Barbara Lee, “‘Urban’ has been a codeword for ‘black’ lately, which is ironic considering the fact that they were brought here to work the fields.” I told you he [...]
April 4, 2008
Dennis Miller on the Daily Show was like Qianlong talking to Lord Macartney, okay?
Let me guess: you have no idea what the title of this blog means. Why? Because it’s a fucking Dennis Miller joke (i.e. the joke is based on a simile that relies on a completely esoteric reference as the punchline).
I was watching The Daily Show once and happened to catch an interview with Dennis Miller. [...]
April 4, 2008
Believe it or not, this has nothing to do with my screen name.
Big shit happened in 1992. There was some sort of major shift in American culture that saw its peak in that particular year, and I have yet to hear anyone even mention it. I can’t put my finger on a cause, but there were definitely larger factors than music and fashion trends at [...]
April 4, 2008
The greatest pool party the world has ever known
I was thinking today about how in New York I’ll most likely never get to go to a pool party and how much I missed southern California for that reason (and that reason only). Pool parties are fucking awesome, especially if there’s barbecue involved. So this led me to think about some of [...]
April 4, 2008
I hate ihatejapan.com
This website is basically a billboard with just a few messages posted by the site owner, FuckJapan, and some other guy (or girl) named DropThe Bomb (so clever). I had high hopes when I found the website, being an advanced Japan hater myself, but I was pretty disappointed. I know, I know. Japan did bad [...]
April 3, 2008
Something to think about
From this post:
“That’s the thing about patriarchy. It does the defining, not you. That’s what makes it the dominant paradigm. You can abstain from sex, you can fuck your way across the universe, you can be a stone butch dyke with a utility belt, you can get your boobs amputated and your uterus ripped out, [...]
April 2, 2008
Things I learned on my flight to Atlanta
Here I am on a goddamned plane again, deprived of internet access and thus stuck reading whatever drivel I’ve brought with me or been able to buy at the airport candy/bad book/stupid “I heart New York” souvenir store. I’m avoiding reading a book about German militarism during World War I, so New York Magazine it [...]
