Comments on: I don’t give a shit about chocolate at all.

By: joy

joy — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 04:14:57 +0000

“eat the goddamned cake and tell the world you aren’t signing up for the starvation plan”

is a quote for the ages. This you should know.

Also all of Feminist Avatar’s comment.

By: Immir

Immir — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:38:05 +0000

I’m a total plate licker. And when I try and suck the last bit of a jelly shot out of a little plastic cup, I bet it looks a bit sexual :P

I agree with this 100%:
‘women aren’t allowed to express sexual desire without being labeled sluts, so it has to go somewhere. Best direct it toward something that doesn’t threaten men’s control over the realm of sexuality. Something like cake.’

By: Imaginary

Imaginary — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 08:41:48 +0000

Who here licks their plates after they’ve done eating? *raises hands and waves*. If you’ve raised your hand(s), I am actually interested to know if you’ve ever orgasmed because of it. Because if so, I’m doing it wrong.

By: ActuallyIHateChocolate

ActuallyIHateChocolate — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:53:19 +0000

I made a blog, not necessarily about how much I hate chocolate but about the shit I’m expected to buy into because I’m female, so as an avid reader I was stoked to see this post.

By: Valerie

Valerie — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:04:33 +0000

Have you read “Good Girls Don’t Eat Dessert”?

It’s study on the obsession of women and the thon culture. How women replace the impulse to be pure with the impulse to be thin, and the pressures placed on them by society.

Instead of a threesome being sinful, a bowl of chocolate icecream, with the works, is now a thing to be shameful of.

I don’t agree with all of the book, and I do consider myself a “sex-positive” feminist, but the ad is annoying.

And I do love me some chocolate. The darker the better.

By: isme

isme — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:39:06 +0000

Then it is a good thing that “the most beautiful women” tend to be so thin…you could eat quite a few without putting on much weight.

By: Odium

Odium — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:49:16 +0000

I’m living proof that somebody with a Y chromosome can have a pofoundly sensual relationship with chocolate, moreso than with sex itself, which I do my best to avoid. If it’s like Mark Wahlberg to the woman in the ad, then to me it’s Scarlett Johannson or Clara Bow or Minerva or whoever the whippersnappers today have deemed the pinnacle of whatnot. Of course, there’s always the danger that I’ll look like I’ve actually swallowed one of the aforementioned and now consist of two people…it’s an acceptable risk.

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By: Screaming Lemur

Screaming Lemur — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 18:31:51 +0000

I like chocolate… does this mean they take my Angry Feminist card away? LOL
But yeah, frankly if chocolate is these women’s substitue for sex I’d rather just have the sex. And women who say “I haven’t had a thing to eat all day” as if it’s something to be proud of bug the hell out of me. Yes, let’s ignore your body and then eat cake at 3 am and then whine about how guilty you feel the next day. Sigh.

By: Patricia

Patricia — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:36:08 +0000

The thing about diets are that you’re not supposed to starve yourself. You’re supposed to eat healthier foods and not stuff yourself.

So, women that say “OMG! I shouldn’t be eating such a big breakfast!” or “I feel great, I’ve only eaten carrot stick today.” are missing the point.

Besides, people should be concerned with eating predominantly healthy (one chocolate will not kill you unless you have medical problems) and also EXERCISE.

While I have heard the phrase “I really shouldn’t have had that Big Mac yesterday” more times than I can remember, I don’t often hear “I’ve only had 2 glasses of water today” or “I didn’t go jogging yesterday, so I’ve got to go today”, which tells me these women aren’t really committed to health.