The ingredients are, “chicken cutlet, melted mozzarella, tomato and our own secret sauce.” Guess what I don’t want to think about when ordering a sandwich? If you guessed semen, obnoxiously tired and hackneyed jokes, and juvenile sexism, you’d be right. I guess Bill Maher isn’t the only person in New York who doesn’t know that telling Clinton/Lewinsky jokes wasn’t funny in 1998, much less 2008.
The deli down the street from my house has a sandwich called The Lewinsky.
30 Mar- Comments 5 Comments
- Categories Stuff and Things
5 Responses to “The deli down the street from my house has a sandwich called The Lewinsky.”
Leave a Reply Cancel reply
ND’s Twitter
- On TLC, formerly The Learning Channel, education now revolves around LARPers with sexual fetishes, 9 shows about cake, and 2 about tattoos. 1 day ago
- I scored 100%. http://t.co/PoT7p7Id 1 week ago
- Australian friends - how was Angry Boys received in Australia? I am kind of blown away at how racist it is. 1 week ago
- New post (still working on Porn Part 10): http://t.co/rPiy2E1S 1 week ago
- It would be nice if the Most Interesting Man in the World™ would have a fatal accident in the course of his adventures. 2 weeks ago
- Speechless at the level of patronizing condescension I just endured from a customer service agent. He called me "young lady." Swear to god. 2 weeks ago
Word to Your Mother
| rahelle on The third (and probably last) … | |
| rahelle on The third (and probably last) … | |
| Bore on The third (and probably last) … | |
| CPB on Philip Roth: A Real American… | |
| Bushfire on The third (and probably last) … | |
| rahelle on The third (and probably last) … | |
| rahelle on The third (and probably last) … | |
| rahelle on The third (and probably last) … | |
| LyssatakeaBow on If women were human, no one wo… | |
| RadFemPornBasher on If women were human, no one wo… |
Best of Nine Deuce
- Bill Maher’s a liberal. That means he supports your right to suck his dick.
- Burger King to Customers: Eat a Dick
- Fall 2010 Course Offerings in the Men’s Studies Department
- I hate sweatshops. Now, which one of you wants to suck my dick?
- I'm tired of hearing about Electra. And individualism.
- If Bratz dolls were real, Bill Maher would be dating 5 of them.
- MRAs: A bunch of fucking crybabies?
- MTV: Sex, Drugs, and (almost no) Rock and Roll… FOR KIDS (Part 1)
- MTV: Sex, Drugs, and (almost no) Rock and Roll… FOR KIDS! (Part 4)
- Philip Roth: A Real American Asshole
- Porn Part 4: Half of the Big Picture
- Porn Part 8: Rights vs. Privileges
- The First Amendment is only sort of cool.
- The War on Terr’r Part 5: Buy our shit, bitch!
- There is NO REASON to bleach your butthole.
- Van Halen sucks.
- What about the poor rapists?
- What the fuck is wrong with Portland?
- You’re never too young for implants.
Comrades
General Political Blogs You Should Read
Knee Slappers
- Anthroparodie
- Awkward Boners
- Cat Drugs
- Copyranter
- E-mails from an Asshole
- Highdeas
- Kim Jong-Il Looking at Things
- MRA Marmoset
- Overrated White Dudes
- Rolcats
- Scared Bros at a Haunted House
- Sexy Execs
- Sexy People
- STFU Continental Philosophers
- Stuff White People Like
- The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks
- Things Dumb People Search For
- True American Dog
- Weird Dude Energy
- White Whine
- WTF Japan, Seriously?
- Yo, Is This Racist?
Gettin' Read
The News
- If women were human, no one would read books about serial killers.
- The third (and probably last) trans post of my life
- In which Nine Deuce uses the word “trans” a second time
- Get ready to shit your pants. I’m going to use the word “trans.”
- An open letter to Creative Loafing Atlanta on the occasion of the inauguration of Are You Shaved
The Olds
The Taxonomy
- "Sex Positivity" vs. Feminist Analysis (27)
- Bad Medicine (20)
- Corporate Assholery (51)
- Corrupting the Children (32)
- Electoral Politics (33)
- Entertainment (36)
- Fashion Backward (17)
- General Misogyny (88)
- Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue (85)
- Guest Posts (3)
- I Thought This Was a Feminst Blog! (24)
- MRAs and Other Mental Delinquents (14)
- Rape and Sexual Assault (34)
- Sociopathic Marketing (41)
- Stuff and Things (61)
- Thanks for the Man-splaination, Bro (12)
- The Fuckability Mandate (39)
- The Game (7)
- The Law (26)
- The War on Terr'r (13)
- The Wide World of Porn (57)
The Digits
- 1,037,305 hits
The Address
rageagainstthemanchine@gmail.com


Does anyone actually order a sandwich that the restaurant implies that the cook ejaculated on?
That is what I’d like to know. Gross and disgusting
Yeah, I went ahead and didn’t order it. I got the Clinton instead, a chicken salad and bacon sandwich sans special sauce. It’s funny how there is no insult implied in the ingredients in his sandwich.
*Sigh. Why couldn’t they call it the ‘Clinton’?
If not for the connotations for “secret sauce,” I would assume the sauce was a reference to Ms. Lewinsky’s juices.
Still gross, but less so.