The deli down the street from my house has a sandwich called The Lewinsky.

30 Mar

The ingredients are, “chicken cutlet, melted mozzarella, tomato and our own secret sauce.” Guess what I don’t want to think about when ordering a sandwich? If you guessed semen, obnoxiously tired and hackneyed jokes, and juvenile sexism, you’d be right. I guess Bill Maher isn’t the only person in New York who doesn’t know that telling Clinton/Lewinsky jokes wasn’t funny in 1998, much less 2008.


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5 Responses to “The deli down the street from my house has a sandwich called The Lewinsky.”

  1. thebewilderness March 30, 2008 at 7:00 PM #

    Does anyone actually order a sandwich that the restaurant implies that the cook ejaculated on?

  2. SAAM March 30, 2008 at 9:06 PM #

    That is what I’d like to know. Gross and disgusting

  3. Nine Deuce March 30, 2008 at 9:18 PM #

    Yeah, I went ahead and didn’t order it. I got the Clinton instead, a chicken salad and bacon sandwich sans special sauce. It’s funny how there is no insult implied in the ingredients in his sandwich.

  4. Immir April 2, 2010 at 7:07 AM #

    *Sigh. Why couldn’t they call it the ‘Clinton’?

  5. munkie June 10, 2010 at 7:52 PM #

    If not for the connotations for “secret sauce,” I would assume the sauce was a reference to Ms. Lewinsky’s juices.

    Still gross, but less so.

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